if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
on a scale of one to cody simpson how rejected do you feel
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
Kim and Kanye’s baby is about 3 hours old and is already richer than you will ever be, just let that sink in.
- me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
- me: gets in bed
- me: how was earth created
- me: who made microwaves
- me: how does the internet even work
- me: i'm hungry
- me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
- me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- me: too tired to sleep
- me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
- me: are those brownies
my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
Friends don’t let friends vote for Tony Abbott.
i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.